A Day in the Life...

...of a Canadian Goose, separated from the flock, honking forlornly...

...would be...

...not as interesting as one might think.

Unless...

...umm....

...I'll come back to that.

In other news, Mom just stuck a banana in my ear. Literally. She threatened to, and I told her she was always threatening things like that, so she actually did it. It was...squishy. We have what one might term a 'strange and wonderful' relationship. That is, it's so strange it makes you wonder...

...what that chicken's doing on the porch, anyway.

Hmm. This seems to be a rather fowl blog. Better than a waterfowl blog, I suppose, but half of it sort of is (the goose half; chickens don't swim that I know of), except that I see geese on the ground more often than in the water. Whatever gave God the idea for a floating bird, anyway? Huh. Pretty cool. DO chickens float? What happens when they're immersed in water? Do they sink, or swim? I would assume they flap violently and cluck a lot...How did I get off on this, anyway?

Ah. It would be MORE interesting than one might think, if the Goose had an imagination. Some of them seem to--more than is good for them. And others are voracious readers, so it doesn't matter all that much, really, whether the Goose has a flock or a herd or not, because regardless, if it's a literate Goose, it...umm...might as well stop reading now, as I have no idea what I'm talking about, and it might start getting Ideas. Like, for example, it might start thinking I'm insane and have no idea what I'm talking about and I just keep talking because I have nothing to say, and besides, I can't hear you. There's a banana in my ear.

It was kind of slimy, too.